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Pushing ones boner to one side to the point it cracks like when you crack your knuckles. Cracking the wood dose not lead to E.D.D.
#1 I started cracking the wood during sex and I blew hard and I felt weak at the knees.

#2 My girlfried was cracking the wood as she gave me a hummer. Aaawwwhh snap.
by Dr. Stinkyfinger April 21, 2010
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