crackfox

A person who leaches off of everyone they know in every possible way, and is impossible to get rid of. From 'The Mighty Boosh' character The Crackfox.

Verb: crackfoxing - To behave in the manner of a crackfox.

Adam is such a crackfox he gets his girlfriend to drive him everywhere, never buys food, and basically mooches off everyone.

by sethralavode November 1, 2010

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CrackFone

A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.

person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."

by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008

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crack fox

an animal comonly found in piles of rubish bags. has suringes for fingers and is bent on getting its hands on shaman juice.

"to get Naboo out of execution we have to get the shaman juice from the crack fox"

by Big Mac Combo October 22, 2008

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crackfoolishness

Things people do that may make others believe they are on crack or other drug(s) which would explain such stupidity.

Dude, my sister just got back with her boyfriend again after that fool stole her money, crashed her car, and screwed around on her. Response: Damn dude, that's some crackfoolishness.

by Vicor Hernandez April 14, 2008

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