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cracked ass 

A reamed anus. See crack your ass
SEPHlROTH has a cracked ass from that time he fell on a horse cock.
cracked ass by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Cracked Ass 

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one
1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass

cracked out of ass 

The famous words of my friend Lucas because he was out of breath!
I’m so cracked out of ass right now!
cracked out of ass by Bitchesssssss November 10, 2020

Cracker-Ass Honky 

A white person (usually male), who comes across as "square" to black people. He has no swagger. He possesses none of the essential characteristics of someone to whom others easily relate.

An un-hip whitey.
(1) If you had to look this up, you are probably a cracker-ass honky!

(2) Stephen Baldwin is a cracker-ass honky.

Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka) 

A white person, usually ignorant and/or racist, for whom the racial slur cracker - while capturing the essence of the individual's personality - does not quite seem to fully capture the extent of the individual's ignorant and/or racist behavior without being used twice. The word "ass" is therefore used to break up the dual usage of the term cracker - not only to emphasize the insult by adding an expletive (for example the way "punk bitch" is enhanced: "punk ass bitch"), but also because using the same word twice in a row doesn't sound right.

Often used somewhat under one's breath in disgust after having just made a point about an individual who is indeed a cracker, or the aforementioned cracker ass cracker.
white guy with a stupid grin on his face trying to sound cool: "for shizzle, my nizzle"

any black person: "mothafuckin' what??? shut yo fuckin' mouth ya little bitch! ....cracka ass cracka..."

The cracka in Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka) is almost never pronounced cracker.

cracker ass 

buffon, ignoramous, idiot, cracker ass.
cracker ass by johnny bananas July 7, 2005

cracker ass cracker ass cracker 

craig mothafuckin' burdis
Craig wears flannel in August and fucks his bitchy sister.
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