crack-of-noon Share definition Flag take off of expression "crack of dawn", for those who wake up at noon at the earliest. im free for coffee as my dumbass husband wont be up 'till the crack-of-noon. crack-of-noon by uncleL January 10, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the crack-of-noon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
