crack-of-noon

take off of expression "crack of dawn", for those who wake up at noon at the earliest.

im free for coffee as my dumbass husband wont be up 'till the crack-of-noon.

by uncleL January 10, 2008

Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.

tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”

by CAREEB November 25, 2019