take off of expression "crack of dawn", for those who wake up at noon at the earliest.
im free for coffee as my dumbass husband wont be up 'till the crack-of-noon.
by uncleL December 28, 2007
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The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.
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“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON
by CAREEB November 26, 2019
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