crack wise

To be sarcastic and/or engage in witty banter, for the purpose of creating a humorous moment --- in particular with mates or friends;

"What's the matter? You got nothing to crack wise about?" (Miller's Crossing)

by onemodbird December 11, 2013

wise crick

A cricket on the better edge of evolution

Stop being such a wise crick you little bitch

by Titty meat August 13, 2017

crackwire

When you cut apart an android charger and strip the red and black wires to be able to hit a cart or charge a disposable vape by matching the red and black wires to the positive and negative ends of the battery you tore out of the vape, being careful not to break any of the wires inside of the vape. Mainly done by high schoolers who aren’t old enough to buy on their own, and who also tend to be broke as fuck.

Bro my dispo died last night and I was fiending so bad I crackwired that bitch.

by Eyyy yooo 😳 December 22, 2021

Cracktise

Definition 1: to repeat any Cracktivity multiple times in order to become proficient

Definition 2: a place of business where a Doctor of Cracktology Cracktises their life work

Def 1: I Cracktise my cleaning skills every day and now I’m almost a Certified Cracktitioner
Def 2: I’m going to open a Cracktise when I get my CrD

by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022