crack pants  

Any pair of pants that causes crack exposure when bending, squatting, or sitting. This can be a male or female phenomena. It often occurs with low-rider jeans.

Did you see her when she sat down? There was like a mile of crack!!! She shouldn't wear her crack pants without a belt.

crack pants by Lisa H August 5, 2007

crack pants 

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

crack pants by Ali May 26, 2004

Cack your pants 

Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.

"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."

Cack your pants by Satandog April 4, 2006

Niggerbob Crackpants 

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.

Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

Niggerbob Crackpants by Niggward Tentacles August 18, 2009

crackapants 

Well, you see, there are different types of crackapants. There's the type of person who is being a complete retard and is oblivious to what you are saying. And, in other cases, you can just call someone a crackpants to grab their attention

Justin: "Hey Mike! Stop being a crackapants!"

crackapants by Nick Cianci April 9, 2008