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Colombian Crack Line 

You cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your dick in a straight line and then snorts it like a crack line.
Dude my girl just did a huge colombian crack line

cracklin' oat bran 

Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.
hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!

can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran

cracklin' crotch 

1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.

2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef
When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"

crackling clam 

the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina
Her boyfriend gave her pop rocks with her birthday present because he wanted to try the crackling clam.
crackling clam by campbarbie January 11, 2009

Crackling 

From Zergling. The weakest unit in the game Starcraft who has been fully upgraded with adrenal glands and metabolic boost. Becomes incredible fast moving and fast attacking, offsetting many weaknesses. Derived from the idea that the Zergling is "on crack".
In large enough numbers, a swarm of cracklings can easily destroy more powerful units such as Archons.
Crackling by xelius April 4, 2005

Cracklin Rosey 

A fart that makes a crackling sound that either ends up smelling not so much like roses or leaving a rosebud in your underpants
oooh that was a cracklin rosey baby
Cracklin Rosey by dantheman73 July 9, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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