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crab walk 

After beating off, and you realise that you have no tissue in near you to wipe up your cum, this is the walk you do to get to the bathroom when you don't want to spill any cum on the floor.
Pervert: I just exploded on to myself, but I need some toilet paper to wipe up my juice. I better commence my crab walkin'.
crab walk by Kewy June 28, 2005

Crab walk 

-not realted to crip walk
Often describes the walking tequniques of a women (or trans sexual tranny) after a rigerous thrusting during sexual intercourse.
Yo sus that hoe essay, she bustin mad crab walk, she musta got a thrashin or her fella must be hung...
Crab walk by hadyboi April 20, 2004

Crab walk 

When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.
Hey look at that girl doing the crab walk, I think she wants it tonight from somebody.
Crab walk by newenglandwx December 15, 2016

Crab walk lock 

Crab walk lock is a sexual position in which a female "traps" the male by a wrapping her legs around their waist during intercourse and locking the position during climax. The secret to this lock is by forming a super human, crab-like grip by the ankles the moment the male ejaculates spreading his seeds, in which "pulling out" becomes ineffective. The success rate for this technique is extremely high. While the female's egg becomes fertilized, and the male becomes an instant father without compromise.
"I'm going to pull out now .... what are you doing? are you doing the crab walk lock?! .. stop.!!!" *GAAAAAAA**
Crab walk lock by I am Muffins April 25, 2019

crab walk bear walk 

Pretty self explanatory. A sexual manuever between a guy and a girl. One of the partners performs a crab walk, while the other parter performs a bear walk, they bone in these positions. This makes sex both fun and mobile. A company is designing a harness for this manuever so that it will be easier and less physically strenuous to perform.
"I totally pulled the C-dub B-dub on that girl last night, it was awesome." (the common slang for crab walk bear walk is C-dub B-dub)

crab walk of shame 

The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.
Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.
crab walk of shame by Taylor The Tool September 25, 2006