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creme pie sunday
creme pie sunday by yadig May 19, 2008
creme pie slap
When a man is sexn with a woman and pulls out to squirt semen into his hand and uses it to give the woman a good firm slap to the face.
creme pie slap by marlin ashore December 3, 2007
quik-crete creme pie
The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.
"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."
quik-crete creme pie by barry n mcpeter January 24, 2014
Boston Creme Pie
Alex: Hey dude, want a Boston Creme Pie.
Brian: Sure, dude.
Alex: Go ahead I just finished banging Ashley.
Brian: Sure, dude.
Alex: Go ahead I just finished banging Ashley.
Boston Creme Pie by Akira Moon February 19, 2009
Oreo Creme Pie
Oreo Creme Pie is when you give a girl with a hairy bush a creme pie, causing a mass amount of flavors.
Dude #1: "Dude I totally gave jenny a Oreo Creme Pie last night!"
Dude #2: "Right on dude! How much hair did she have!"
Dude #1:"More than your mom"
Dude #2: "Right on dude! How much hair did she have!"
Dude #1:"More than your mom"
Oreo Creme Pie by Thewholebeemoviescriptisacurse April 14, 2020
boston creme pie
When an "Irish looking" woman performs oral sex on a man until he ejaculates a huge load all over her pale, freckled face.
Kevin once told me a story about this chick (whose name rhymes with pita) that used to blow him. Even though he wasn't into redheads, he couldn't resist the temptation of giving her a hot, sticky boston creme pie.
boston creme pie by Michael Christopher January 17, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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