cowpatty

the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander

Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.

by Les Crapp September 06, 2007

reverse cowpatty

A girl doing reverse cowgirl while giving you a pedicure

Aye girl do the reverse cowpatty

by turkishblend May 11, 2015

Corn clad cowpatties

Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.

That stall was disgusting. Some asshole left the toilet full of corn clad cowpatties!

by anonymous non-flusher September 07, 2008