cowpatty

the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander

Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.

by Les Crapp September 22, 2007

reverse cowpatty

A girl doing reverse cowgirl while giving you a pedicure

Aye girl do the reverse cowpatty

by turkishblend May 12, 2015

Cow Patty

bassically Cow Shit and thats it.

O man I stepped in a cow patty.

by Red XIVC June 11, 2006

cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009

Corn clad cowpatties

Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.

That stall was disgusting. Some asshole left the toilet full of corn clad cowpatties!

by anonymous non-flusher October 21, 2008

Cow Patty

Gateway Computers

The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 5, 2009

Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019