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cow-crunchy

n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.
Holy cow-crunchies!
by Cattle March 11, 2003
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Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024
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