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Cow Whore 

An annoying, whiny, frustrating person.

Occasionally used endearingly, this word is always used after somebody makes a mistake.
Caitlin - Lombards? Isn't that the box shop?

Margaret - Oh. My. God. You're such a cow whore!
Cow Whore by MaRockOOOO October 29, 2009
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cow whore 

a random insult when theres actually no reason to be in sulting a person. Really confuses and offends them so you get to laugh.
betty: can i sit here?
sue: no.
betty:why?
sue: because your a cow whore
cow whore by dispatch131xhd June 21, 2005

Cow Tit Whore

Definition: An ugly whore with fat cow tits. "Ugly" referring to "non-attractive. " "Whore" referring to a slut that grabs your package than asks your name. "Fat" refers to Obese. "Cow Tits" refers to those pastey-white flabby tits that belong on a cow or other beast. A Derogatory term used for insult, commonly used when said "Whore" grabs your package.
"I'm married, don't touch me you Nasty Cow Tit Whore!"
"When my wife sees that Cow Tit Whore, she's gonna knock her bitch-ass out!"
"The Nasty Cow Tit Whore flashed me and I threw up a little in my mouth."
Cow Tit Whore by Don't touch me Whore September 26, 2006

Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow 

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation
Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!

cowwhore 

A woman or man attempting to act and or look country but successeding only in looking like a whore.
Look there Jimmy, it's a cowwhore
cowwhore by yourman96 May 3, 2015
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I hit a real purple patch.

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