cow punch

Another term for cowpoke or ranch hand. Someone who works to wrangle cattle.

In his youth, he worked as a cow punch on a ranch in Idaho.

by alfacat April 23, 2010

Cow Punch

cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)

2.the same meaning as Donkey Punch but vaginaly instead of analy

3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or bitch wuss pansy
plural cow punched

1.im gonna cow punch you

2.you ho's donkey punch screw that i cow punch.

3.you freakin cow-Puncher

by Dieforis July 24, 2008

Cow punch

Where you punch a cow so hard in the head that it has an instant abortion. This works on women too.

Guy 1: So my chick was knocked up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cow punched the bitch son!

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

Cow Punch

An event created by Sir R.B the Great. Consists of going to the field in the summer and punching as many cows as you can in a minute.

Riley "Hey Doug, you going to Cow Punch brah?"

Doug "No doubt man"

by Sir Reginald Stottlemeyer March 29, 2010

Punch the Cow

Seize the day, take life by the horns. Alternatively, get it over with.

Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.

by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015

cow puncher

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“Spill your guts cow puncher” - Erica

by Morganbabe May 29, 2022

Cow puncher

"Cow puncher" most likely another word for "meat beater" which is a term used to represent masterbating.

In stranger things, Season 4 we hear Erica say this to Lucas. Since it was confirmed that there was a hard sock and a pic of Max under lucas' bed, the term makes sense.

"spill your guts, cow puncher."

by Urmomsfav0riteperson August 3, 2022