cousin day

you and your cousin who grew up as literal siblings and hated each other, spend the day as now 16 year olds eating ketchup on velveeta mac and cheese.

me and my dawg had a cousin day filled with fun.

by M0mmymilkers01 October 15, 2021

national step cousin day

you give your step cousin $10 on this day.

omg it’s national step cousin day. my step cousin better give me $10 since she loves me so much. hint hint lexi.

by lani knows best May 31, 2022

International Gay cousin Day

Celebrate your cousins gayness!! 😘😘😍😍

Stacy : happy international gay cousin day, James.
James : Thanks, you too!
Stacy : I'm straigh-

by Myhipdontlie August 3, 2022

National Kiss your Cousin Day

October 16th is National Kiss your Cousin Day. You can kiss your cousin without any harm or consequence

Me: Kisses Cousin

Cousin:Why’d you do that!?

Me: It’s National Kiss your Cousin Day!

Cousin: les fuk

by Daddddyyyyyieis October 15, 2019

National Cousin Day

You can spend time with your cousin.

Sam: what today is?
Sophie: National Cousin Day, why?
Sam: oh shit! got to go spend time with my cousin, bye.

by Sandria October 3, 2021

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

Slap your cousin day

Just slap your cousin

Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?

Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow

Arina: happy slap your cousin day

by Your_weird September 7, 2021