couple walking 

in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)

Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.

couple walking by jesserz92 May 6, 2008

couple wanking 

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck

Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank

couple wanking by eldude bro February 1, 2017