country cunt

Country cunt- Spits dip plays baseball is white as sperm, and fucks Their cousin and hates all the other races....typically drives trucks and thinks their better than everyone eles

I hate those country cunts

by Thebuttercup220 May 6, 2018

country baked cunt ham

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.

For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

by Sam Skidmarks March 6, 2007

County Cunt

A name for a child of parents who worked for the county

"You're an Army Brat" "Well you're a County Cunt"

by Bubba1995 June 13, 2014

Cunt County

A place where mean, spoiled, rude, lying inconsiderate sluts come from.

A few different examples:

1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...

2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.

3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"

by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008

Country Hipster / Cuntsters

A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?

Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?

Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.

by Jeffrey Rosenballs January 3, 2012

Cuntry Club

A cuntry club is a privately owned club, often with a membership quota and admittance by invitation or sponsorship, that generally offers both a variety of recreational sports and facilities for dining and entertaining only to certified cunts.

Cuntisha is the oldest member of that Cuntry Club

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntry muffin

Pussy from the country

I got some of her cuntry muffin last night b.

by K weezy May 27, 2006