counterblow 

1. striking an opponent after being struck by the opponent

2. receiving a blow job while leaning or sitting up on a counter top

damn girl, gimme a counterblow while I eat me these cheerios in the cabinet

counterblow by In-sphincter Gadget September 1, 2009

Counterbroductive 

When your bro abandons you for non-bro things.

"I was gonna play beer pong with Todd, but he left me to go study with some nerds. Totally counterbroductive!"

Counterbroductive by broTodd October 21, 2011

Counterloaf 

1) The random loaf of bread which is supposedly sitting on the kitchen counter according to your parent(s) but is, in fact, not.

2) The opposite of a loaf of bread- made of Anti-bread-matter. Non-existent loaf of bread.

3) Any position a cat may assume that is not in the shape of a loaf of bread or boxcar.

Daughter: "Mother, where's the bread?"
Mother: "There should be a loaf on the counter."
Daughter: "I see no Counterloaf."
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Brother: "Look at the kitten, he's counterloafing. It's like he tried to loaf, but fell over."

Counterloaf by Kinomora December 30, 2011

CounterClock Killas 

A prank gang/fighting gang from Zanesville, Ohio which evovled from around 4 members to 60 in the matter of weeks.

Yo dawg, the CounterClock Killas just pissed on my face.

CounterClock Killas by Jayson Cornell April 22, 2005

Counterflow 

To move opposite perceived trends - of direction or magnitude - in order to gain distinction or advantage. To move against the flow.

As ideology polarizes, some individuals have adopted a counterflow strategy. Moving opposite the herd, not just in thought but, in terms of engagement. Reserved when others are engaged and engaging when others are reserved.

The most desirable selections are to be found not at the front but, rather, at the end of the banquet line. So I move in a counterflow fashion.

Counterflow by doc finch September 4, 2018

Counterclockwise

Going the opposite way of the clock handles go , instead of going to the left it spins to the right. Can also mean thinking backwards or thinking about something so much you go back to where you started/first thought of.

Hurricanes in the northern hemisphere spin Counterclockwise

Counterclockwise by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Counterlaw 

Someone Who does not obey the law and trys to take it down.

"Yo I'm Gonna Be Part of the counterlaw"
"stop Men of The couterlaw"

Counterlaw by Pinkprince January 30, 2009