Definitions by Kinomora
Counterloaf
1) The random loaf of bread which is supposedly sitting on the kitchen counter according to your parent(s) but is, in fact, not.
2) The opposite of a loaf of bread- made of Anti-bread-matter. Non-existent loaf of bread.
3) Any position a cat may assume that is not in the shape of a loaf of bread or boxcar.
2) The opposite of a loaf of bread- made of Anti-bread-matter. Non-existent loaf of bread.
3) Any position a cat may assume that is not in the shape of a loaf of bread or boxcar.
Daughter: "Mother, where's the bread?"
Mother: "There should be a loaf on the counter."
Daughter: "I see no Counterloaf."
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Brother: "Look at the kitten, he's counterloafing. It's like he tried to loaf, but fell over."
Mother: "There should be a loaf on the counter."
Daughter: "I see no Counterloaf."
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Brother: "Look at the kitten, he's counterloafing. It's like he tried to loaf, but fell over."
Counterloaf by Kinomora December 30, 2011