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counter-flow 

When a bro is walking and the breeze is going the opposite direction of his flow, thus messing it up.

This creates an unsettling feeling and he must push it back the other way. It's even worse if the broski's hands are full and he cannot fight the counter-flow.

{It is essentially the wind, but only in the wrong direction}
Fuck dude, how's the flow? I experienced counter-flow on the way to class.

I looked like a fuckin' mess when I walked by Julie because of counter-flow.
counter-flow by GoWithTheFlow October 4, 2011
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Counterflow 

To move opposite perceived trends - of direction or magnitude - in order to gain distinction or advantage. To move against the flow.
As ideology polarizes, some individuals have adopted a counterflow strategy. Moving opposite the herd, not just in thought but, in terms of engagement. Reserved when others are engaged and engaging when others are reserved.

The most desirable selections are to be found not at the front but, rather, at the end of the banquet line. So I move in a counterflow fashion.
Counterflow by doc finch September 4, 2018

counterblow 

1. striking an opponent after being struck by the opponent

2. receiving a blow job while leaning or sitting up on a counter top
damn girl, gimme a counterblow while I eat me these cheerios in the cabinet
counterblow by In-sphincter Gadget September 1, 2009

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026