Counterloaf

1) The random loaf of bread which is supposedly sitting on the kitchen counter according to your parent(s) but is, in fact, not.

2) The opposite of a loaf of bread- made of Anti-bread-matter. Non-existent loaf of bread.

3) Any position a cat may assume that is not in the shape of a loaf of bread or boxcar.

Daughter: "Mother, where's the bread?"
Mother: "There should be a loaf on the counter."
Daughter: "I see no Counterloaf."
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Brother: "Look at the kitten, he's counterloafing. It's like he tried to loaf, but fell over."

by Kinomora December 30, 2011

CounterCraft

A csgo based minecraft game created by some cool guy named Ferullo and passed down to some egotistic, elderly man named Brad. The game is now going into the dumps due to its garbage developers , but has good staff yet they still don't help with problems relating to your money, because they are greedy. Also the game is totally unbalanced and very time they make a bug fix, they end up making a whole lot more bugs in response.

I play CounterCraft and it is garbage.

Person 1: What game do you play?
Person 2: Oh I play some CounterCraft game
Person 1: So it's garbage?
Person 2: Pretty much

by KarenTheComputer February 1, 2018

counterlean

you are in a car and the driver takes the bends with force so you lean into the bend to compensate the lean of the car making you stay upright

damn paul i had to counterlean through that bend ... slow down

by brillweb101 August 24, 2009

Counterlaw

Someone Who does not obey the law and trys to take it down.

"Yo I'm Gonna Be Part of the counterlaw"
"stop Men of The couterlaw"

by Pinkprince January 30, 2009