Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

Council Gritter by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

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council gritter

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

council gritter by frank pubes February 3, 2005

Related Words

council gritter • Council • Council Bluffs • council rock • council of beetroot • council estate • council juice • council pop • council cocktail • Council House

council gritter

Anus
Council Gritter= Shitter

Have you told your girlfriend to try poppers? Apparently they make her want to take it up the council!

council gritter by Baldrick March 28, 2005

Council Gritter

Rhyming slang for shitter which is used to describe an arse.

<Baz>Hey Anik, that guy takes it right up the council gritter
<Anik>damn right!

Council Gritter by -|s31|-Baz May 2, 2005

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