couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

couldn't be fucked by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

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