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coughfee 

When you drink coffee, you are sometimes overcome by a fit of coughing. In order not to choke, you spray the coffee from your mouth. The liqiud coming from your mouth, is known as COUGHFEE.
Jimmy choked while drinking coffee and sprayed everyone with COUGHFEE.
coughfee by Gadget King November 11, 2011

coughsundheit

It's like "gesundheit" but for when someone coughs. I tend to feel like saying something when someone coughs. A powerful cough is similar enough to sneezing (if slightly more voluntary) that it should have a word, too.
Mark: *Cough!*
Ashley: Coughsundheit, my son, coughsundheit.
Mark: What the heck?

couchfuck 

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show
hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"
couchfuck by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010

Coughcussion

A medical condition characterised by head pain due to repeated violent coughs.

A person is said to have a coughcussion (or be coughcussed) if they have both a throbbing headache/migraine and a violent cough - the intensity of the cough causes additional head pain.
"I can't make it your birthday party tomorrow because I'm sick: I have a coughcussion."
Coughcussion by tRon NZ March 26, 2012

coughfarting 

When you're cough so hard you start farting simultaneously...
I coughed so hard I started coughfarting..
coughfarting by Ms.kflo222 December 19, 2015

Couthful 

A. To have or to possess a degree of couth.

B. A Paladin playing World of Warcraft who never listens to his group members because he feels above them skill and experience wise. He often queues for random dungeons with a tank and said tank leaves group upon joining. Ironically Couthful is usually the best player in the group by far, able to lead and outdamage everyone, however his name seems like antonym for himself.
A. That was couthful of that dude to hold the door open for his girlfriend.

B. "Oh crap!" he yelled, "Couthful is in our group, he is going to quadruple the damage I do then sarcastically belittle me with backhanded compliments! :("
Couthful by waterskiiier987 June 12, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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