Couch Time

Something that you have lots of once you get laid off from your job.

Once benefit of this shitty economy is that I might end up having lots of couch time!

Couch Time by rghman February 9, 2009

Couch time

psychotherapy

Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.

Couch time by FunNun July 24, 2009

Couch Time

1. Time that two people in love spend on the couch talking or more likely kissing or making out.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.

1. John and Emily enjoy couch time on saturday nights.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.

Couch Time by advocatus August 16, 2008

coach's time 

1.when a coach says we will be out at 5 and you end up getting out at 6
2.when a coach says we will be done in 5 min. and 30 min. later the team is still on the field

coach:"Well boys we're going to get you out early today"
player mumbles:"This is the time we are usually supposed to get out....."
other player:"It's because the coach doesnt run on actuall time, they run on their own time...coach's time"

coach's time by random persona June 7, 2010

Cough drop time

The most wonderful time of the year. The time for which cough drops are handed out and consumed rapidly.

Kid 1:It's cough drop time.
Kid 2:It's cough drop time.
Kid 3:I NEED SOME DAMN NICOTINE

Cough drop time by Mommyhole October 20, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020