couch monger

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

by Noraa May 27, 2007

Cooch Monger

A female who sells her cooch for some extra cash. whore slut prostitute

Cosette is such a cooch monger! She should just get a part time job.

by JAR82 October 14, 2008

Chuchmonger

One who hordes stupidity.

Derived from the 5th and 6th definitions of the word chuch and the 5th and 6th definitions of monger.

Being a chuchmonger could be caused by being mongfongled.

"John was such a chuchmonger, I mean who else but a chuchmonger would light up a smoke in a gas refinery."

by Vasklevox August 3, 2007