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cotton-headed ninnymuggins by scuba steve December 23, 2004
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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.
2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.
3) An inferior toy-maker.
2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.
3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009
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cotton headed ninny muggins by Ctrl April 22, 2006
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cotton headed ninny muggins by Papa Elf13 January 1, 2012
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a diss/insult in a funny, babyish way. It adds humer to any harsh fight and you may hear it coming from a whole range of different ages.
cotton-headed-ninny-muggins by stick it January 1, 2006
cotton headed ninny muggins
Buddy the elf thinks he is a cotton headed ninny muggins because he can only make 85 etcha sketcha's instead of 1000 like the other elves. He is NOT a cotton headed ninny muggins because he is a human as pappa elf tells him. A good example of a cotton headed ninny muggins is somebody that blows a country to pieces because they THOUGHT they had weapons of mass destruction. What you know somebody that did that? Wow then we all know a cotton headed ninny muggins!
cotton headed ninny muggins by Cheeky Elf September 25, 2006
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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins by Jimbo Anvil March 3, 2011
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