muggins 

1) Muggins - Proper noun. One who has been duped into performing some service against their wishes, or been otherwise disadvantaged through an embarrassingly simple ruse.

2) muggin's - Noun, plural. Street term meaning direct personal theft in a public place, wherein one is forced to accede ownership of posessions by threat of physical harm.

1) ... and muggins here just handed it over! Good grief. I thought everyone had heard of 'The Wallet Inspector'.

2) I doan like all deez muggin's.

muggins by hurst July 4, 2005

muggins 

a stupid or ignorant person

(reference: the oxford english dictionary - yup, it's in there)

its what mug is short for

me: oi! muggins!
muggins: stop calling me that!

muggins by A D August 28, 2007

muggins 

An optional rule in cribbage where a player is entitled to claim points in an opponent's hand if that person doesn't claim them.

I call Muggins on that 3-4-8.

muggins by cribbage guy March 29, 2004

Muggins 

Ugly and undesirable in any way. Disheartening in appearance. Broke-Ass.

That sweaty girl with the bedazzled denim skirt is completely muggins.

Check out the muggins bartender in the tube top. She has a tongue ring and an outy bellybutton.

This traffic is totally muggins.

Muggins by jayt87 May 10, 2009

Muggins 

An extremely unattractive person who you’d be embarrassed to say you slept with.

Get this, I almost let a complete muggins sleep over at my place last night. Luckily the beer goggles wore off in time!

Muggins by Russdog November 19, 2019

muggins 

Reluctant, aggravated, pissed off and unpaid personal butler.

(sarcastic tone)..."Don't worry, you just sit there and muggins will get it for you."

muggins by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Muggins 

a skivvy, a cleaner

get muggins here to do it!

Muggins by scampi fodder June 5, 2003