cotton pussy 

Cotton pussy

Noun or adjective

a very dry vagina from smoking marijuana. The vagina is semi lubricated but not enough for comfortable sex. A cotton mouth sensation in the vagina despite being horny and aroused. Due to smoking marijuana.

"Baby please use the lube down there, I have cotton pussy from smoking that joint!"

cotton pussy by absolutseth March 30, 2015

cotton pussy 

A condition experienced by women attempting to have sex after a long night of drinking and smoking marijuana. The over consumption of alcohol contributes to an overall numbing of the body and the marijuana dries every ounce of saliva from the mouth and natural lubricant from the vagina. This is made worse when the other partner (male or female) also has cotton mouth and there is no saliva between the two. Lubricant is the only solution.

Female: Damn it boy, you are so hot. I want you to fuck the shit outta me

Male: Come here girl!

Female: You feel so good...mmmmm

15 min later

Female: Motha fucker! I have cotton mouth bad and now I'm getting cotton pussy!!

Male: Shit, I got cotton mouth too baby! I'll grab some lube.

cotton pussy by DivaFagMagnet July 11, 2010

Cotton pussy 

When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.

I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.

Cotton pussy by Branya April 22, 2018

Cotton Pussy 

When you experience the overwhelming, embarrassing, painful dryness within your vaginal canal. Whether it be lack of intetest or a symptom from smoking ganja- lubrication is mandatory

Babe, I'm so sorry to tell you but you're suffering from cotton pussy right now can we use a little Lube.

Cotton Pussy by Julianne1992! April 27, 2019

cotton-pussy

The female equivalent to whiskey dick. Dry pussy like cottom mouth associated whith the dry mouth you get when you get stoned or smoke (420) marijuanna

Had to get out the K-Y jelly cause she had cotton-pussy. I said she was a coyote ugly but really my beer goggles gave me whiskey dick

cotton-pussy by Dan Dandy January 27, 2008

cotton-pussy

The loss of sexual desire experienced by women immediately following consumption of marijuana. Likened to the feeling of dry mouth when consuming marijuana.

"Dude, I was all about having sex that night, but then I smoked and got a serious case of cotton-pussy."

Also can be used in the plural form, as in "I got a serious case of the cotton-pusies that night."

cotton-pussy by Flyingtetas October 29, 2009

Cottonpussy 

Dry mouth of the pussy. Smoking too much weed and your whole body dries out, especially the pussy.

Ron: baby you're so sexy let me put it in u
Me: sorry I'm so high I've got cottonpussy! Try again later :/

Cottonpussy by Apannone123 March 2, 2021