by MoonMarshall August 2, 2017
Get the cotton dicking mug.When an uncircumcised man takes his pants off from a long day at work, sweat and all the fuzzies from his boxers/briefs is stuck to the inside of a man’s foreskin.
The harvesting of this mixture under the foreskin is considered to be cottonpicking.
The harvesting of this mixture under the foreskin is considered to be cottonpicking.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna get freaky tonight?
Girlfriend: yeah! Whip that bad boy out!
Boyfriend: *whips penis out*
Girlfriend: *notices lint, fuzzies and dick cheese*
Boyfriend: “are you gonna suck it or not?”
Girlfriend: *gags at the disgusting scenery* *and starts picking at it, pulling the fuzzies and lint off*
Boyfriend: turns radio on and just so happens cotton eyed Joe song plays, “where did you come from, where did you go?”
Girlfriend: gags
That’s some cottonpicking penis you got there
Girlfriend: yeah! Whip that bad boy out!
Boyfriend: *whips penis out*
Girlfriend: *notices lint, fuzzies and dick cheese*
Boyfriend: “are you gonna suck it or not?”
Girlfriend: *gags at the disgusting scenery* *and starts picking at it, pulling the fuzzies and lint off*
Boyfriend: turns radio on and just so happens cotton eyed Joe song plays, “where did you come from, where did you go?”
Girlfriend: gags
That’s some cottonpicking penis you got there
by Pizzalovers July 25, 2022
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