costemetic

an ugly little hood rat

That boy is mad costemetic.

by Rickey Allen September 24, 2005

cosmetic perjury

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

by its_aks November 5, 2005

kitchen cosmetics

Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.

Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"

by beedot_i January 7, 2018

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!

I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!

by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005

cosmetic whore

A girl who switches brand loyalty depending on who has a free gift with purchase.

I am such a cosmetic whore. Last week I loved Clinique, this week it's Lancome ~ Great free gwp.

by Blame Ceiling Hue September 8, 2010

cosmetician

A trained make-up professional in the funeral industry, a beautician who works in mortuaries to ready a corpse for presentation and viewing.

Callie Parrish, protagonist of Fran Rizer's novels, is a cosmetician at Middleton's Mortuary in South Carolina.

by UnicornTapestry October 29, 2012

cosmetic pill

Pills used for cosmetic purposes that benefit the user in terms of physical appearance.

Many celebrities take cosmetic pills to make their skin look more radiant.

by hayvoid July 25, 2012