Cosbypolitan 

A drink. Essentially a cosmopolitan with GHB or Rohypnol. Try one...It'll knock you out!

Damn, that Cosbypolitan had me time traveling last night! Now, for some reason, all I crave is Jello pudding.

Cosbypolitan by AxylChernobyl December 16, 2014

cosbypolitan 

A cocktail containing date rape drugs

The drink that guy bought me last night must've been a cosbypolitan 'cuz my asshole hurts like hell today and I don't remember anything.

cosbypolitan by SgtKracka April 1, 2015

Cosbypolitan 

Used to describe a drink that has been spiked with the intention of sexually abusing the person who drinks it.

Tyrese handed her a cosbypolitan and then got all up in that.

Cosbypolitan by charlieb1488 June 27, 2017

Cosbypolitan 

A cocktail drink made of vodka, cranberry juice, and a large dose of Rohypnol. A popular drink of the entertainment industry.

Would you like another Cosbypolitan Sue? No thanks! Every time I drink those my ass hurts the next morning!!

Cosbypolitan by 2funE November 29, 2015

Cosbypolitan

A home made cocktail containing both NyQuil and your choice of liquor and mixer. (Usually 2 shots to 1 dose of NyQuil)

I was having some difficulty falling asleep so I made myself a Cosbypolitan

Cosbypolitan by SC()77 May 5, 2026

cosmopolitan 

A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.

Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.

cosmopolitan by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007

Cosmopolitan magazine

also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"

magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.

teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."

can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.

has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.

I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.

I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.

Cosmopolitan magazine by margaretsanger December 26, 2005