Cosbypolitan
Damn, that Cosbypolitan had me time traveling last night! Now, for some reason, all I crave is Jello pudding.
Cosbypolitan by AxylChernobyl December 16, 2014
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Cosbypolitan
Used to describe a drink that has been spiked with the intention of sexually abusing the person who drinks it.
Cosbypolitan by charlieb1488 June 27, 2017
cosmopolitan
A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.
Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.
cosmopolitan by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007
Cosmopolitan magazine
also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"
magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
Cosmopolitan magazine by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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