Coronaboner 

The permanent and irreversible erection you acquire after months of quarantine during the coronavirus outbreak with nothing but a spare room full of toilet paper bought in bulk from the local wholesalers and a pornhub premium subscription.

"Oh my God! Look at Jeffrey in the 'one in one out' queue at the grocery store behind those two little old ladies. He’s got a massive erection in his pants!"

"Oh, don’t worry Linda, he’s not getting turned on by the smell of piss and biscuits. That’s just his coronaboner"

Coronaboner by ShornThePrawn March 31, 2020

CoronaBoner 

A strong lust for another who you have been separated from for a long period of time. This phrase was popularised in the Covid-19 pandemic.

Miss my lass so much got a right coronaboner

CoronaBoner by Boxiss June 15, 2020

Coronaboner 

The physical effect experienced by many males who have been in isolation with their partners for an extended period.

A boner brought on by isolation due to Coronavirus.

Lindy was in two minds of how to react when her partner surprised her, once again, with his Coronaboner.

Coronaboner by HazyJose May 4, 2020

Coronamoaner 

Coronamoaner(s)

A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.

"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"

"You're such a Coronamoaner."

Coronamoaner by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020

Corona Boner 

The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.

Wow, I wish John would shut the fuck up about Covid - 19! It gives him such a Corona Boner!

Corona Boner by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020

Coronazoned 

It’s when you started talking with someone out of loneliness during quarantine, and you ended up being ghosted.

1: man, we’ve been talking for three months since the quarantine just started, and now she won’t even text me back!
2: dude, you definitely got coronazoned!

Coronazoned by Horsegirl205 June 18, 2020

Corona Boner 

refers to an individual obsessed with the Corona Virus.

Person 1: Dave won't shut up about Corona Virus, he's got a mountain of toilet paper.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.

Corona Boner by Joey Pepperonii March 19, 2020