The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.
by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020
Person 1: Dave won't shut up about Corona Virus, he's got a mountain of toilet paper.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.
by Joey Pepperonii March 19, 2020
When you drink too much and can no longer keep an erection in order to participate in sexual activities.
(see whiskey dick)
(see whiskey dick)
by Joe December 5, 2004
A corona boner is another word for boner. You get it from watching pornographic videos of people infected with the new virus called corona virus.
Also can be a boner from people that have the virus (non sexual)
Also can be a boner from people that have the virus (non sexual)
I was just watching this video on pornhub and it gave me a corona virus.
I don’t know bro, but I keep getting the corona boner from people with the virus.
I don’t know bro, but I keep getting the corona boner from people with the virus.
by TheRealChiken March 16, 2020
When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner
by Fherrightinthep March 17, 2020
State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.
by Steelworker Jim April 8, 2020
When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.
God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!
by Dik Hansom September 16, 2020