corny dick

When your dick feels like corn

I had a corny dick for my girlfriend when she stripped

corny dick by Coat Man May 26, 2008

corn dick 

At the end of an act of anal sex, when a penis is removed from an asshole, sometimes the penis is covered with shit and with kernels of undigested corn. This phenomena, as well as the penis in this situation, are known as "corn dick". Corn, if not chewed up, is not easily digested and so appears as whole kernals in feces, which then sticks to the penis in anal sex. Corn dick can generally be prevented with enemas.

You bottoms had better clean your shit 'cause I don't want no corn dick when I fuck you.

corn dick by moretolife September 3, 2005

corn dick 

A corn dick is a stupid hick/redneck/backwards ass country fuck who is oblivious to anything other than hunting/bad country music/farming/and of course, corn. They loooove corn. Whenever you see a corn dick it is customary to give out a corn dick call, which you do so by using a very high pitched and loud voice and say: "UHH-WHOOUUUH, CORN!" high pitched emphasis should go into the 'OUUUH' bit followed by yelling corn in the most hick ass accent you can muster.

When a big dumb ford truck drives by with retarded ass stacks in the back and is blaring some stupid sad country song about how some whiney ass country fag got dumped while you and your friends can do nothing but laugh at pointing out how big of a douche bag corn dick the guy is as you call out to him using the trademark corndick call.

corn dick by Lockesmith November 8, 2011

corn dick 

a dick with poison ivy on it

oh shit i need calmine lotion for my corn dick

corn dick by mandjboy November 25, 2009

Corn Dick 

A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.

That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence

Corn Dick by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019

Corky Dick 

A retarded person's penis.

Person A: "Did you see that retarded guy's dick?"

Person B: "Yeah - it was a corky dick."

Corky Dick by Big Dashiki & The M(H)J September 16, 2011

corn dick 

a hick that loves the cock. when the cock is not around, he sits on dry corn cobs.

look at that mother fuckin fagget ass bitch wearing those piece of shit wranglers. they are so tight you can see his small balls and corn cob shank. please never wear those again bitch.

corn dick by dennis fredericks April 16, 2004