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1) A small package or sack of dried corn kernals. Usually popped over a stove.

2) A human scrotum containing moderate to large testicles. The type of scrotum typically enjoyed by females.

Jon: Hey brah i just copped me a cornpouch from some indian shitbag at 7 - 11.

Evan: Good shit, I just got kicked in the cornpouch by some little mongoloid bitch, I could use somethin to make me feel better.

cornpouch by deeznutz56 July 8, 2009

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cornpocalipse

1what would happen if the midwest took over the world.

2what would happen if corn took over the world.

3 THE end of the world.

4 no more corn on the planet.

5 Random history channel special

COrnpocalipse

ex.) Did you look out your window?
yeah, theres a bunch of random plants.
Oh no, ITS THE CORNPOCALISPE.

cornpocalipse by lipaliciuos g :) June 25, 2009

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cornpuncher

An annoying person. Someone who is acting in an obnoxious or irritating manner.

Who are all of these cornpunchers blocking the entrance?

cornpuncher by Renzo66 January 16, 2021

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Corndouche

A person who is both a flake and a douche bag.
Corn comes from "cornflake"

Person 1: did Kevin flake on your date again?
Person 2: yeah, and he never texted me either. What an asshole.
Person 1: he seems like a real corndouche.

Corndouche by Ik33pitS0G February 22, 2011

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Cornpout’n

This is the expression left on someone’s face after being dominated in a match of Corn Hole.

“Where’s Danny?”
“Oh I just whooped his ass so he’s sitting over there Cornpout’n like a lil bish!”

Cornpout’n by Flappy Dawg August 23, 2022

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cockpouch

literally it5 means... well nothing. But figuratively it's the same as calling someone a fuckin douche.

1 Guy: I'ma punch you in yo mouf!
2 Guy: What?! Don't be a cockpouch!

cockpouch by Jesse Medeiros November 3, 2006

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condouche

another name for a douche:
describes a video game addict, a girlfriend rejectant, short, buzz haired, wank-tastic little boy.

My boyfriend is such a condouche, he only plays his game and never has time for me.=[

condouche by saveasurfboardrideasurfer January 13, 2008

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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