cornpouch

1) A small package or sack of dried corn kernals. Usually popped over a stove.

2) A human scrotum containing moderate to large testicles. The type of scrotum typically enjoyed by females.

Jon: Hey brah i just copped me a cornpouch from some indian shitbag at 7 - 11.

Evan: Good shit, I just got kicked in the cornpouch by some little mongoloid bitch, I could use somethin to make me feel better.

by deeznutz56 July 8, 2009

cornpocalipse

1what would happen if the midwest took over the world.

2what would happen if corn took over the world.

3 THE end of the world.

4 no more corn on the planet.

5 Random history channel special

COrnpocalipse

ex.) Did you look out your window?
yeah, theres a bunch of random plants.
Oh no, ITS THE CORNPOCALISPE.

by lipaliciuos g :) June 25, 2009

cornpuncher

An annoying person. Someone who is acting in an obnoxious or irritating manner.

Who are all of these cornpunchers blocking the entrance?

by Renzo66 January 16, 2021

Corndouche

A person who is both a flake and a douche bag.
Corn comes from "cornflake"

Person 1: did Kevin flake on your date again?
Person 2: yeah, and he never texted me either. What an asshole.
Person 1: he seems like a real corndouche.

by Ik33pitS0G February 22, 2011

Cornpout’n

This is the expression left on someone’s face after being dominated in a match of Corn Hole.

“Where’s Danny?”
“Oh I just whooped his ass so he’s sitting over there Cornpout’n like a lil bish!”

by Cocknocks August 23, 2022

cockpouch

literally it5 means... well nothing. But figuratively it's the same as calling someone a fuckin douche.

1 Guy: I'ma punch you in yo mouf!
2 Guy: What?! Don't be a cockpouch!

by Jesse Medeiros November 3, 2006

condouche

another name for a douche:
describes a video game addict, a girlfriend rejectant, short, buzz haired, wank-tastic little boy.

My boyfriend is such a condouche, he only plays his game and never has time for me.=

by saveasurfboardrideasurfer January 13, 2008