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cornell notes 

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.
Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!
cornell notes by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

cornell notes 

a type of note taking that's supposed to help you remember stuff better. one third of the page is questions/main ideas and the other two-thirds is notes. it can helpful if you do it the right way.
Cornell notes are helpful for schoolwork or anything.
cornell notes by Shawna Tracy April 13, 2008

Cornell Notes 

a dumbass way of writing notes invented by some person who must have rlly hated school students
Damn, my teacher made me do Cornell Notes for my assignment!
Cornell Notes by Snoozyyyy November 22, 2021
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019