Cornell Notes 

Satan in written form.

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"

Cornell Notes by calcfreak November 13, 2009

cornell notes 

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

cornell notes by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

cornell notes 

a type of note taking that's supposed to help you remember stuff better. one third of the page is questions/main ideas and the other two-thirds is notes. it can helpful if you do it the right way.

Cornell notes are helpful for schoolwork or anything.

cornell notes by Shawna Tracy April 13, 2008

Cornell Notes 

a dumbass way of writing notes invented by some person who must have rlly hated school students

Damn, my teacher made me do Cornell Notes for my assignment!

Cornell Notes by Snoozyyyy November 22, 2021

cornel notes 

Shorty papers

I love cornel notes

cornel notes by Zzi September 1, 2017