Modified cow girl position where the girl has sex on top while the man takes a shit
Her: “You want to have sex?”
Him: “Hell yea, but I gotta go to the bathroom.”
Her: “I’m okay with a Blumpkin, if you want.”
Him: “No, you get on top and we do this CoproGirl style.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"