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cooterwet 

Describes the region between a woman's legs that becomes moist with anticipation of my manhood.
Our bodies entangled in passion and lust, my throbbing member in her hands, she soon placed my hand against her cooterwet to say she was ready to consummate our union.
cooterwet by superfly March 25, 2005

Cootered 

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.
Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.
Cootered by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008

Cooterberry 

Cooterberry (Noun): A fabled fruit that grows in the pubic bush of women. There are only a few reported sightings of the mythical berry. It is said to give magical powers to those who consume it.
Matt: Hey, where's Shawn?
Josh: He and his girlfriend are locked in his room. He is probably looking for a cooterberry.
Cooterberry by Grayson M December 9, 2008

Cootergating 

The equivalent to a cock-block but used to describe the act of a female preventing another female from getting her cooter serviced
I thought they were my best friends, but at the beach party they kept cootergating me!
Cootergating by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Cooterneck 

Can be used to define a person or object in any connotation with which they could be described as idiotic, dumb, ridiculous or goofy, etc
Brad got arrested for indecent exposure, what a cooterneck.

Brad’s friend Chad l, being a cooterneck, tried to sneak Brad out of the cop car.

That cooterneck clapped when the airplane landed.
Cooterneck by Layonupinthere October 28, 2018

cooterwaxer

A profession involving the removal of cooter hair from ones cooter. Synonymous with "beaver waxer."
"That damn cooterwaxer at Super Cuts only waxed half my cooter and now Ricky will only lick one side of it."
cooterwaxer by Becky Orr August 4, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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