cooter fish 

Can be used in a variety of activities. It is happiest when its used for eating, fingering, petting, and stroking (preferably with a penis. preferably my penis) The wetter it is, the happier it is. Stay clear of rotten cooter fish for it may be hazardous to your health. Bigger cooter fishes are usually a sign of its owner being a complete whore. Also see slut. If it's small and compact it is usually the sign of the owner being a virgin or a feminist and most likely an uptight bitch. Cooter fishes are not to be taken lightly for they are the foundation of all things catastrophic and vile such as war, murder, rape, and desease. They are also used for wonderful acts such as giving life and sexual intercourse. Unfortunately the wonderful things it creates usually lead to what causes catastrophes like war, rape, murder and desease hence it being the foundation of such vile occurrences so go figure. Bottom line, man cannot live without the cooter fish, yet sometimes wishes it could, quickly followed by the realization that it really really can't live without the cooter fish because what real man doesn't like a good cooter fish once in awhile? Thus the inevitable and tragic cycle continues...forever!

Wow babe, you have some bomb ass cooter fish. Can I get seconds?

cooter fish by Renzo Cervantes July 24, 2006

Cooter Fish 

The left over clumps of toilet paper left in the pussy after using cheap ass toilet paper.

I went down on my girl and got cooter fish in my mouth.

Cooter Fish by Rummi November 26, 2010

cooterfister 

1. One who enjoys the act of placing his/her fist in a cooter.

2. One who finds pleasure in the act of cooterfisting.

"Dude, Derek I put my hand in the palace of pleasure!"
"Oh Justin...you cooterfister."

cooterfister by D-Smoov December 6, 2006

cooterfisting 

1. The act of balling one's hand up into a tight fist, and placing it into your partner's vagina, either vigorously or delicately. However it is usually rythmic.

2. The sensual act of ever so delicately teasing a woman lovingly, then suddenly penetrating with your entire fist. Can be quite effective when combined with suspenseful music. Make sure to wait until the climax of the song to ram your entire fist in.

3. Commonly referred to as a "hit below the waist" in boxing matches.

"Yo Derek I totally put a chick in the hospital last night!"
"Dude you didn't use roofies again did you?"
"Heck no man, I was cooterfisting!"

cooterfisting by D-Smoov December 6, 2006

cooterfish 

the term used to describe the elusiveness of females at a sausagefest.

the elusive cooterfish is rare round these parts!

cooterfish by assmilk May 28, 2004

Cooterfish

A stinky person that is more than just a catfish online and uglier and smellier, usually a male.

Cuh, I think I’m getting catfished on Facebook bro. Nah cuh, that’s a cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 24, 2026

Cooterfish

Someone who looks like a country bumpkin or like a turtle or locust or Bugs Bunny.

Is that that guy Cooter Cash? Yep, that’s a cooterfish if I ever saw one!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 24, 2026