cooterfish 

the term used to describe the elusiveness of females at a sausagefest.

the elusive cooterfish is rare round these parts!

cooterfish by assmilk May 28, 2004

Cooterfish

A stinky person that is more than just a catfish online and uglier and smellier, usually a male.

Cuh, I think I’m getting catfished on Facebook bro. Nah cuh, that’s a cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 24, 2026

Cooterfish

A slimy dude who creeps online and tries to poach another dude’s girls by messaging and DM-ing.

I smell a cooterfish!!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 24, 2026

Cooterfish

A swinger who buys his buddy’s non-swinger wife toe rings and pedicures and sets her up to have an affair with another one of his buddy’s.

My buddy Joe set my wife up to have an affair with Josh. What a cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 24, 2026

Cooterfish

Someone who looks like a country bumpkin or like a turtle or locust or Bugs Bunny.

Is that that guy Cooter Cash? Yep, that’s a cooterfish if I ever saw one!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 24, 2026

Cooterfish

A simp without a girlfriend that calls guys with girlfriends “simps”.

What’s a simp?

See that cooterfish over there by itself…? That’s a simp.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A turtle.

That’s a really old cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026