cooter crunch 

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.

Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.

cooter crunch by md/urban March 12, 2009

cooter crunch 

When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.

I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.

cooter crunch by kkoo June 21, 2009

Cooter Crunch 

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

Cooter Crunch by Pb an j April 1, 2024

Cooper Crunch 

When you pass stool in your partners mouth during sexual intercourse after one has eating corn therefore the stool will contain crunchy nibblets of corn, you will then sit on your partners face spin around and crunch it in. After doing this you then add in some cornflakes and milk. This is called the "cooper crunch"

He gave me the cooper crunch last night, I accidently swollowed. But its okay cause Imma give it right back to him tonight.

Damn, my girl cooper crunched me. Ill never do that again.

I didn't know you could get pink eye from the cooper crunch.

Cooper Crunch by thsish December 12, 2012

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

feeder 

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004