cooter crunch

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.

Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.

by md/urban March 12, 2009

cooter crunch

When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.

I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.

by kkoo June 21, 2009

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

Cooper Crunch

When you pass stool in your partners mouth during sexual intercourse after one has eating corn therefore the stool will contain crunchy nibblets of corn, you will then sit on your partners face spin around and crunch it in. After doing this you then add in some cornflakes and milk. This is called the "cooper crunch"

He gave me the cooper crunch last night, I accidently swollowed. But its okay cause Imma give it right back to him tonight.

Damn, my girl cooper crunched me. Ill never do that again.

I didn't know you could get pink eye from the cooper crunch.

by thsish December 12, 2012