cooteem

The combination of being a coot and "cooting" some one by adding "eem", a Mainer accent suffix

1. You are a cooteem
2. He is such a cooteem

by LuckyT September 10, 2005

Cootermama

A term meaning vagina used in the song "Freaky Nike" By Sada Baby when he said "FaceTime me bitch let me see that cootermama"

Boy : Im tryna Fuck

Girl : Oh, Im Just Tryna Get My CooterMama Ate.

by Itsss_Minaaa August 9, 2018

Cootermonger

a dealer in or trader of cooter.

My friend, the pimp, is an excellent cootermonger.

by Squeetthang March 25, 2009

cootermunch

lowest grade or quality

Cody: Can i have a good pillow?
Steve: You get the cootermunch pillow!
Cody: aww man

by 00civic December 16, 2008

Cootermuffin

A vagina that has been beaten so severely from sexual activity it has swollen up resembling a muffin

1. Do you see her cooch?

Yeah I gave her a Cootermuffin last night. :)

by Jacc-C-nimble January 22, 2010

cootermonster

A hairy vagina

My girl and i was gonna have sex last night, but her cootermonster scared the shit outta me!

by BatesLane January 28, 2018

Cootermommer

A very deep bellybutton that can be used as an alternative to a cooter. It is also a refrence to a MILFs cooter. It is commonly a saggy old one that is all used up.

Man did you see johns cootermommer in the locker room?

YA! it was so fucking sick!

Will: tyriq, your such a fag!
Tyriq: GO SUCK YOUR MOMS COOTERMOMMER CRACKA!

by -Ironchefofvagpounding- November 11, 2009