The Cootch Pad can be found in many different places. It is most commonly found on your female mausesse. This rugid, firm pad can be worn by the mausesse to cover the female genitales from wondering fingers, or any type of foreign invasion. Many women wear the Cootch Pad on a first date to proctect the cootch sauce from being smelt right away. They are reusable after proper sanitizing.

1) Hey Tommy, was your mausesse wearing a Cootch Pad? Mine sure as hell was!

2) Jess, Don't you leave this house tonight without yourCootch Pad on. That Donnie has wondering hands. Protect the Cootch sauce.
3) While doing her weekly grocery shopping Christine was Groped by the meat manager in isle #6, thank goodness she was wearing her Cootch Pad. Which by the way can be purchaed in isle #2. Small, Med, Fupa size available.

Cootch Pad by Big "B" April 12, 2014

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Cootch rot

(n). A disease-ridden vagina that belongs to a girl who lives in south Georgia

George caught the cootch rot from that skank from Claxton.

Cootch rot by Hiz-ouse December 12, 2003

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Cootch Jacket

slang for the bottom half of womans lingerie or underwear

i took off her cootch jacket and her bush looked like my front lawn

Cootch Jacket by Anduski July 27, 2006

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