cootch

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pussy; female genitalia

"Andy get's all the COOTCH he wants."

cootch by andy April 8, 2003

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Cootch

A word for those lil lady parts that yo mama created . Treat it well.

Damn my cootch be smelling fineee

Cootch by Look at me now mom May 14, 2018

Related Words

cootchie • cootch • cootcha • cootchie cutter • Cootch Jacket • Cootch Pad • Cootch rot • cootchcanceller • cootchi • cootchi cooter

cootch

women vagina

my cootch smells like last nights dinner fishy

cootch by sammie17 August 4, 2020

cootch

women vagina

my cootch is smelling like last nights dinner FISHY

cootch by sammie17 August 4, 2020

Cootch Pad

The Cootch Pad can be found in many different places. It is most commonly found on your female mausesse. This rugid, firm pad can be worn by the mausesse to cover the female genitales from wondering fingers, or any type of foreign invasion. Many women wear the Cootch Pad on a first date to proctect the cootch sauce from being smelt right away. They are reusable after proper sanitizing.

1) Hey Tommy, was your mausesse wearing a Cootch Pad? Mine sure as hell was!

2) Jess, Don't you leave this house tonight without yourCootch Pad on. That Donnie has wondering hands. Protect the Cootch sauce.
3) While doing her weekly grocery shopping Christine was Groped by the meat manager in isle #6, thank goodness she was wearing her Cootch Pad. Which by the way can be purchaed in isle #2. Small, Med, Fupa size available.

Cootch Pad by Big "B" April 12, 2014

Cootch rot

(n). A disease-ridden vagina that belongs to a girl who lives in south Georgia

George caught the cootch rot from that skank from Claxton.

Cootch rot by Hiz-ouse December 12, 2003

Cootch Jacket

slang for the bottom half of womans lingerie or underwear

i took off her cootch jacket and her bush looked like my front lawn

Cootch Jacket by Anduski July 27, 2006

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026