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A word for those lil lady parts that yo mama created . Treat it well.
Damn my cootch be smelling fineee
Cootch by Look at me now mom May 14, 2018
my cootch smells like last nights dinner fishy
cootch by sammie17 August 4, 2020
my cootch is smelling like last nights dinner FISHY
cootch by sammie17 August 4, 2020

Cootch Pad

The Cootch Pad can be found in many different places. It is most commonly found on your female mausesse. This rugid, firm pad can be worn by the mausesse to cover the female genitales from wondering fingers, or any type of foreign invasion. Many women wear the Cootch Pad on a first date to proctect the cootch sauce from being smelt right away. They are reusable after proper sanitizing.
1) Hey Tommy, was your mausesse wearing a Cootch Pad? Mine sure as hell was!

2) Jess, Don't you leave this house tonight without yourCootch Pad on. That Donnie has wondering hands. Protect the Cootch sauce.
3) While doing her weekly grocery shopping Christine was Groped by the meat manager in isle #6, thank goodness she was wearing her Cootch Pad. Which by the way can be purchaed in isle #2. Small, Med, Fupa size available.
Cootch Pad by Big "B" April 12, 2014

Cootch rot 

(n). A disease-ridden vagina that belongs to a girl who lives in south Georgia
George caught the cootch rot from that skank from Claxton.
Cootch rot by Hiz-ouse December 12, 2003

Cootch Jacket 

slang for the bottom half of womans lingerie or underwear
i took off her cootch jacket and her bush looked like my front lawn
Cootch Jacket by Anduski July 27, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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