cookie fucker

where you fuck cookies because you can't get at a real person.

gerard: OH MY GOD, YOUR A COOKIE FUCKER?!

lynz: NO! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009

cookie fucker

people who want to fuck cookie run: kingdom characters

when i began playing crk i began to think i was a cookie fucker since pure vanilla was so fucking hot

by sigmem April 16, 2025

Cookie fucker

A retard who loves the game "Cookie clicker" so much and also acts like a dumbfuck on the internet

"This guy is pissing me off so much! And he loves cookie clicker! He's such a cookie fucker!"

by Skull47 November 14, 2025

Fucked the Cookie

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.

I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.

by Leonhart January 9, 2019

Cookiefucker

A dumbass who loves to play cookie clicker but is also a dumbass

Person 1: This guy is pissing me off!

Person 2: He's a Cookiefucker

by Skull47 November 22, 2025