cooked ass

when you slip to the barbeque cooker and burned your butt
OUCH! i slipped and now have a cooked ass!
mugGet the cooked assmug.

cooking ass

Just straight up hauling, going fast. flat getting it

When the heater in a car amplifies the smell of ones farts.
Dude Raymond, I raced my new ltd. late model today and i was cooking some serious ass.

It was so cold in the car, but i couldn't help but roll the windows down cuz Raymond was cooking ass.
by KK16 August 27, 2008
mugGet the cooking assmug.

Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger

A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.
WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20
by jeff roller October 7, 2020
mugGet the Cooked Yogurt Ass Fingermug.

Cook yo ass up

"cook your ass up" is a phrase used by locals of the eastern coast of the United States which translates to a very lengthy, "to belittle, Insult, make fun of, ect. A specific individual to the point of submission from which they can not return or rebuttal from such devastating persecutions, although the statements made are from a joking stand point and should not be taken wholeheartedly"
Boy... I'm bout to cook yo ass up.
by ChaBoiP September 3, 2019
mugGet the Cook yo ass upmug.

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