coochie-itis

Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.

"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."

by TheRealEnsychopledia May 6, 2020