cooake 

A cookie cake

Hey, do you want some cooakes?
Sure

cooake by Master of beargreen March 4, 2024

Cloaker 

A scary ass motherfucker from payday 2.

' OH SHIT CLOAKER'
(Kickdown)
Cloaker: I'VE GOT YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN HERE

Cloaker by Tacticalbananas March 18, 2018

Cloaked Irish Devil 

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.

Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

Cloaked Irish Devil by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016

Orange County Cooker

A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.

A: Yo you do any freaky shit with Allie last night?

B: Yeah, I gave her the Orange County Cooker.

Orange County Cooker by RFXR October 30, 2018

Cooked your own spleen 

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

Cooked cunt 

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

Cooked cunt by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

Cookess 

A female goddess of the kitchen. She has a sexy confident way about her when she cooks. She is the master creator of memorable meals. She samples the food whilst cooking, and licks her lips slowly while doing so. She lives to see you take the first bite of her creation, an extension of her life’s self-expression. She won’t take no for an answer, as she raises the first bite to your lips!

Dang, she snapped! Look at the way she did that! She’s a master cookess!

Cookess by 333_MS November 1, 2019