Convent girl

• noun

A top-level hoe who attends St. Joseph's convent, San Fernando. The average convent girl has 10-12 niggas and enjoys such pastimes as sucking dick and hanging around lots of naps/pres/benedicts men. If you spot a convent girl, immediately call this hotline: 1800-HOE-BGON
Convent girls can usually be spotted by their once white (now brown) school shoes, and their after school grime and stank.

That convent girl smells really bad. It's probably her post-school funk.

Convent girl by Suck my coco December 6, 2016

Convent Girl

A girl attending a convent school (usually referring to St. Joesph Convent, San Fernando). Some may have an American accent (that is questionable since they live 3000 kilometres from that continent). they posess a very high superiority complex and a sterotypical 'convent girl' is as follows: lightly skinned, fake accent, rich, can be seen surrounded by a bandwaggon of 'pres men' (their brother school), blonde mentality (although they do posess enough brain cells to get them into that school in the first place. this is the definition of a stereotypical convent girl, obviously this does not apply to all.

boy 1: whhheyyy look at that white girl with the nice ass!
boy2: yeah boy...yuh hadda know a convent girl when yuh see one, she ass wasn't always like that!

Convent Girl by Xxrolls_eyesxX October 31, 2010

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Convent Girl

Horrible British girl. Brought up with conservative values. Goes to an all girl convent school and thinks because of this they are better than everyone. Absolute slag - has sex with everything in sight. Shop at Waitrose (stupidly expensive British supermarket) and would rather go bankrupt than be seen elsewhere. Scum of the earth in my humble opinion.

Working class lad: Mate, you seen that convent girl?
Other working class lad: Another one of them slags is she?

Convent Girl by BigMac2009 July 13, 2009

Convent girl

A convent girl is an amazing,pretty girl. Normally there are a set of hoes that try to get close to their brother school (presentation college chaguanas) they usually sit with their legs showing and are really friendly (some) . Holy faith Convent girls are usually very smart and is a good - performing school.

Convent girl: waw...look at those lovely girls dressed in red...they are beautiful in their uniforms!

Convent girl by Catthheeyyy1156478 January 10, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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