convection erection
Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.
convection erection by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023
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Connection Erection
The pleasurable feeling when a person has linked, joined or connected to another someone after a series of failed attempts.
After a bunch of tries signing in to my Xbox Live, I got pissed off. A guy from tech support was able to solve my problems and I was able to play online again. I was feeling a real Connection Erection right then and there.
Connection Erection by LineSixRocker June 30, 2011
Confection Erection
The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.
Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!
Confection Erection by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019
correction erection
When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.
Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
correction erection by anonymous April 26, 2024
Erection Connection
Erection Connection by Huava April 17, 2009
erection collection
(noun)
A group of males that one female/male keeps around. Much like a harem. They are usually infatuated with her/him but, she/he wont date them because she/he has better option(s).
A group of males that one female/male keeps around. Much like a harem. They are usually infatuated with her/him but, she/he wont date them because she/he has better option(s).
After Donnie moved to Portland, Sandra's erection collection decreased, and was thus forced to pray on high schoolers.
erection collection by nicostnico August 3, 2006
Erection Connection
when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.
"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."
"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
Erection Connection by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013
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